Post by Flintlock3r on Dec 24, 2010 2:34:11 GMT -5
I have to give credit to ace of insanity, mrsflintlockwood, and breezyrulz for helping come up with this idea in the cbox. It was awesome!! So here is a little something for Christmas.
Anyways.... Welcome aboard the Tom hanks express!!!!!'
Chapter one: holiday surprise
On Christmas eve, not so long ago, I lay very rigid in my bed. I rustled the sheets. My breathing came in long, loud gasps.........wait!! To even understand why I'm like this in the first place, let's back up to the beginning. The beginning of a tale of " ooooooo's" and " ahhhhhhhh's" and " oh my's" and "a-lot-of-other-things-I-cannot-tell-you-because-if-I-did-this-would-take-too-long's". But here we go anyway.
My name is Jimmy. I'm 23 years old and I had the weirdest time of my life on Christmas eve, 2004. Even then I was a little hyped up about Christmas in a negative way. That's because the year before was when I went to the mall. And for the last time.
This weird guy dressed as an elf was attacking the Santa helper dude. I was next in line to go and ask Santa what I wanted ( I didn't trust my parents to get me a baseball bat so I could get back on the grinch, because he stole my bunny rabbit slippers). The elf guy( apparently named buddy), ripped off the beard of this santa helper guy and started rioting and chanting" he's a fake!!". I was really irritated when I heard that someone from Hollywood caught the action on tape and used it to inspire this movie called" elf".
I havent been to the mall ever since.
The year of " the train" was just as bad. I have a little sister named eve. My parents didn't give her what she wanted, and she bit mom. I have never understood her.
I went to bed that night early, so that I didn't loose more of my brain watching my mom get bitten.
It was about 11:45 pm when it happened. The windows started to fly open and closed. My hd tv fell and broke. The door kept opening and closing..... Opening and closing..... I thought the house was having a seziure until.......... STOP!! the shaking subsided.
A really bright light shown through my bedroom window, casting shadows along the walls. I slipped on my rocket slippers( I'd have taken my rabbit slippers if it hadnt been for the green wookie), and slipped out the door. I ran downstairs and through the living room. The tree had fallen over after everyone went to bed, so I guess luck isn't really a choice in our house anymore. I slipped out the door, across the yard, and into a cloud of steam.
As the steam cleared away, a black locomotive fell visible to my eyes, with three green and red cars being pulled into view. I stood back, fell, and looked at the side of the engine. A logo that said T.H.E. Was painted in white and gold lettering on the side of the boiler casing. Below that were three words that I couldn't read ( probably the words that defined "T.H.E") but I couldn't read them...... Because they were black, just like the color of the train they were painted on.
Then I heard a voice coming above me. It said " hello there!!". I fell again. But this time, when I looked up, I screamed.
Because where the front of the train should be, there wasn't a head lamp or anything.
The train had a head.
End of chapter 1 XD
Anyways.... Welcome aboard the Tom hanks express!!!!!'
Chapter one: holiday surprise
On Christmas eve, not so long ago, I lay very rigid in my bed. I rustled the sheets. My breathing came in long, loud gasps.........wait!! To even understand why I'm like this in the first place, let's back up to the beginning. The beginning of a tale of " ooooooo's" and " ahhhhhhhh's" and " oh my's" and "a-lot-of-other-things-I-cannot-tell-you-because-if-I-did-this-would-take-too-long's". But here we go anyway.
My name is Jimmy. I'm 23 years old and I had the weirdest time of my life on Christmas eve, 2004. Even then I was a little hyped up about Christmas in a negative way. That's because the year before was when I went to the mall. And for the last time.
This weird guy dressed as an elf was attacking the Santa helper dude. I was next in line to go and ask Santa what I wanted ( I didn't trust my parents to get me a baseball bat so I could get back on the grinch, because he stole my bunny rabbit slippers). The elf guy( apparently named buddy), ripped off the beard of this santa helper guy and started rioting and chanting" he's a fake!!". I was really irritated when I heard that someone from Hollywood caught the action on tape and used it to inspire this movie called" elf".
I havent been to the mall ever since.
The year of " the train" was just as bad. I have a little sister named eve. My parents didn't give her what she wanted, and she bit mom. I have never understood her.
I went to bed that night early, so that I didn't loose more of my brain watching my mom get bitten.
It was about 11:45 pm when it happened. The windows started to fly open and closed. My hd tv fell and broke. The door kept opening and closing..... Opening and closing..... I thought the house was having a seziure until.......... STOP!! the shaking subsided.
A really bright light shown through my bedroom window, casting shadows along the walls. I slipped on my rocket slippers( I'd have taken my rabbit slippers if it hadnt been for the green wookie), and slipped out the door. I ran downstairs and through the living room. The tree had fallen over after everyone went to bed, so I guess luck isn't really a choice in our house anymore. I slipped out the door, across the yard, and into a cloud of steam.
As the steam cleared away, a black locomotive fell visible to my eyes, with three green and red cars being pulled into view. I stood back, fell, and looked at the side of the engine. A logo that said T.H.E. Was painted in white and gold lettering on the side of the boiler casing. Below that were three words that I couldn't read ( probably the words that defined "T.H.E") but I couldn't read them...... Because they were black, just like the color of the train they were painted on.
Then I heard a voice coming above me. It said " hello there!!". I fell again. But this time, when I looked up, I screamed.
Because where the front of the train should be, there wasn't a head lamp or anything.
The train had a head.
End of chapter 1 XD