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Post by hannahlockwood12 on Jun 18, 2010 20:15:55 GMT -5
CAST Brent-Hanzel Flint-Greg Mayor-the dad Sam-the head in a pie
Mayor: Come on, kids. Keep up!
Brent: I hate walking. Can't we just stay home and watch T.V.?
Flint: Too much T.V. can rot your brain, Hanzel.
Brent: Can it, Gredel!
Flint: How many times have I told you I prefer to be called Greg!
Brent: It's not my fault Mom wanted a girl!
Mayor: Now, now, let's not fight. It's wonderful to be out taking a walk DEEP in the woods... with my two favorite boys.
Brent: I'm hungry.
Mayor: I can't imagine why. You already ate a house at home.
Brent: (sees Flint trowing pieces of bread on the ground) You have bread and your throwing it on the ground?
Flint: I'm leaving a trail. Just in case we get lost.
Brent: What happened to your compess?
Flint: I lost it.
Brent: Hey, look, the emporer has no clothes! (points to nothing and run away while Flint and Brent aren't looking) So long, suckers.
Brent: (turns around) Father? Father?!
Flint: See? This is why I wanted to leave a trail.
Then they see a squirell pick up the crumbs on the ground.
Flint: Hey! Shoo! Shoo, squirell! Get! Get outta here! (the squirell tips Flint over)
Squirell: (looks at Brent) I like your hat.
Brent: Here. All yours. (gives the squirell his hat and the squirell leaves, laughing)
Flint: (gets up) Wow. Tough forest.
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Post by hannahlockwood12 on Jun 18, 2010 20:48:47 GMT -5
Later they find a house made of candy
Flint: Hello? See? I told you. An empty house.
Brent: Made of candy! (starts eating lollipops)
Flint: That's not very healthy. Come on, let's go see if there's a house mae of tofu.
Brent: Oh great idea. You go do that and I'll stay here and see if their are passing kids worring about the dangers of tooth decay.
Witch: (walks in the door) Hello, children.
Flint: Oh is this your house? I'm sorry if we're disturbing.
Witch: Oh not at all. Look at you boys. Skinny children. Your welcome to stay here and eat whatever you like.
Brent: Awesome.
Witch: And later I'll do the same thing.
Brent: (tears an arm off a chair and licks it) Mmmm. Maple.
Flint: Hanzel, I've got a bad feeling about her.
Brent: Who cares. She's my new suga mama.
Later Brent continues to eat and his stomach got bigger.
Flint: I can't believe you ate the toilet.
Brent: Yeah. I probally should've saved that for last. Sorry, Gredel.
Flint: It's Greg and you really should cut down all the sweets. Excersising is the key.
Brent: Oh speaking of that, I also ate your treadmill.
Flint: That...wasn't made of candy.
Brent: That explains why I have the runs.
Flint: There's gotta be something here I can use to mae a salad. (opens the cabnet and sees a head in a pie.)
Sam: Hi there.
Flint: AHHHH! There's a head in a pie! Although she is a cuttie pie.
Brent: Dude your flurting with pastery.
Sam: Listen, you two are in grave danger.
Flint: We gota get outta here!
Brent tries to run out of the door but his stomach was too big.
Witch: What's going on here?
Flint and Brent: Nothing.
Witch: Have you been snooping in my pantry?
Flint: What talking pie?
Witch: Eating kids is the only joy in my life.
Flint: Tch. No wonder she's single.
Witch: I just keep that pie around so I can have someone to talk to, but she's mean.
Sam: Says the person who cooked me into a pie.
Flint and Brent give the witch a makeover.
Sam: Quick. Someone eat my eyes.
Flint: Shut you pie hole.
Witch: So who did you hook me up with? Price Charming?
Brent: Close.
Squirell: (walks in the door) Ready, toots?
Witch: So where are you taking me?
Squirell: Someplace dark.
Witch: Well goodbye. (walks out the door)
COMING SOON Once upon a Meatball: Brent and the Beanstalk
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Post by Ivy on Jun 22, 2010 11:47:11 GMT -5
Funny and enjoyable!
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Post by RainbowLuvsFlint on Jan 4, 2011 22:39:38 GMT -5
zack and cody refference much? XD nice
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