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Post by philintphan on Feb 19, 2010 17:00:15 GMT -5
Just some random idea that came to mind and I kinda want to use colors on this one. This Blue=Flint Green=Sam *********************************** "You're gonna need to take your lab coat off, Flint.""Ok." *takes off his lab coat*"Now I'm gonna need you to take your shirt off.""What?! Why? Can I just leave it on?""Flint! If you want a massage, then you're gonna have to take your shirt off!""Ok! Ok! I'm just a little scared!" He pulls his shirt off, throws it on the floor and lays back down on the mat."I mean, I've never actually expeirenced a massage before so I....I....." As soon as Sam started rubbing and massaging Flint's shoulders and back, he quickly relaxed."ohhh yeah!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg <---play the song XD "My gosh Flint! You have so many multi-muscular tensions all over back and shoulder blades! No wonder you seem so...."Flint was completely zoned out until..."Hey! There's massive tension on your lower area!" She somehow cracked the lower part of his spine."YEOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Flint screamed through winced tears."Are you feeling better now?""Eh huh."**************** That's all I have for now maybe I might continue later who knows?
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Post by philintphan on Mar 10, 2010 17:47:21 GMT -5
this was another idea that sprang up on me as I was in Philosophy class. This was inspired by a scene in Fireproof.
******************* *In Tim's fishing store*
Brent: I can bench 300 right now, and I tell you, I am the man!
Earl: Man, I can't take this much ego! Brent, you've been bragging on yourself for the past 20 minutes!
Brent: It's not bragging if it's true.
Flint looks annoyed while Earl and Brent continue to argue until Tim motions to Flint about something in the mini-fridge. Flint gives an approving nod.
Flint: You know Brent, you seem so high on yourself, why don't we put that ego of yours to the test?
Tim puts down a small bottle of hot sauce in front of both Flint and Brent.
Tim: Hot Sardine Sauce for the both of yas
Brent: What's going on?
Flint: We are going to have a little challenge. Lets see if Brent can prove that he really is the man.
Brent: Oh it's on!
Flint unscrews the lid on his bottle of hot sauce
Flint: I'll go first, Dad, time me.
Tim looks at his watch, "uhhh..... Go!"
Flint takes the bottle and starts chugging down the red liquid as if it's no tomorrow. He paused for a little while for a gasp of breath as the rest of the guys in the store were amazed. Then he chugged down the rest of the drink until the bottle was completely empty.
Tim: 22 seconds
Earl: Woah! I can't believe you just did that, Flint Lockwood!
Brent: That's impressive! Until I do it under 20.
Brent flips the lid off of his bottle
Tim: Get ready!
Brent: Oh I'm ready!
Tim: Go!
Brent starts chugging down the bottle and milliseconds later, he is in pain. He stops, gasping for breath.
Earl: Oh no, you got to drink the whole thing!
Brent attempts to drink the hot sauce again and stops. "It's hot!
Tim: 12 seconds Brent
Earl: I thought the man could handle anything!
Brent tries to drink the sauce but he gives up and throws the bottle down. "My mouth is on fire!!!!!!!!!!" He runs out of the store to try to get a drink of water. Everybody in the store starts laughing.
Earl: How did you do that?
Flint: Well Earl, you can do it too. If you replace yours with tomato juice.
Earl: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It was tomato juice! You're awesome!!!!
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Post by vhills on Mar 11, 2010 4:32:56 GMT -5
poor brent!! xD
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Post by Amethyst on Mar 11, 2010 9:01:34 GMT -5
LOL Tomato juice. Isn't that considered cheating though? XD
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Post by LabCoatLem on Mar 11, 2010 11:12:13 GMT -5
Hehe, pretty sure Flint totally cheated used his intellectual skills to outwit Brent to the max.
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Post by philintphan on Mar 11, 2010 14:51:25 GMT -5
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Post by philintphan on Apr 19, 2010 12:54:43 GMT -5
Sam (as Bella): I know what you are
Flint (as Edward): You do?
Sam: You're impossibly fast and strong.
Flint: Actually I was in a hurry to get to talk to kids about the Science Fair and the teacher actually opened that big door for me.
Sam: Your skin is pale white and ice cold.
Flint: Well I have been in my lab a lot.
Sam: How old are you?
Flint: 23
Sam: How long have you been 23?
Flint: Ugh, about 5 and half months now.
Sam: I know what you are
Flint: Say it! Out loud!
Sam: *pauses* Inventor!
Flint: Are you afraid?
Sam: No. *********************
FYI: I DO NOT like Twilight but I couldn't help but make fun of that scene! ;D
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Post by klops on Apr 19, 2010 13:21:14 GMT -5
hehe
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Post by samsparkslol on Apr 19, 2010 13:23:53 GMT -5
I AM SOOOOOOO BOOKMARKING THIS!!!!!AWESOME!!!!!!!!
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Post by samsparkslol on Apr 19, 2010 13:25:31 GMT -5
send it to me the crazy computer wont let me book mark it
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Post by samsparkslol on Apr 20, 2010 10:58:43 GMT -5
ok the computer let me bookmark it. ;D Those r awesome!
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Post by breezyrulez on Apr 20, 2010 11:23:43 GMT -5
ROFL PHILINT THE TWILIGHT ONE WAS AWESOME I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by vhills on Apr 20, 2010 12:45:02 GMT -5
i know what you are. >.< AWESOMENESS.
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Post by samsparkslol on Apr 20, 2010 14:15:54 GMT -5
LOVE IT!!
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Post by philintphan on Apr 21, 2010 20:26:08 GMT -5
This was something far random that I thought of last night as I was trying to go to sleep Note: I'm gonna give a warning that this story is a bit PG-13.Flint and Sam Lockwood's residence 4:12 PMIn the Living room area, there was a bunch of kissing going on between the couple. Then the front door opened.Sam: *gasps and then looks down* Flint, why am I in your lab coat? *she says in a hushed tone* Flint: *arises very slowly* uhhh..... did we run out of towels? *he says in a happily stupid kind of voice* Sam: *slaps him in the face* "I can't believe it! *grabs Flint by his face* you better hope it doesn't happen again!!!! You wanna know how horrible it was the FIRST TIME!!!" Flint was about to say something until he noticed the small little girl staring at the both of them rather awkwardly. Crystal: "my parents are so weird!", she thought to herself Flint: Ah! Hello Crystal! *knocks Sam off of him to the side* Your mother happened to have fell on me as I was sleeping. Crystal: *continues to look at them awkwardly with her mouth wide open in shock* "Uh, mom? Grandma is outside, she says she wants to see you." Sam: WHAT?!!!! Flint: *looks at Sam* YOUR MOM IS HERE??!!?!?! Sam: How was I supposed to know that my mom would be here today!? ****************** 15 minutes laterSam's mom: Why Samantha, why are you wearing that ridiculously large lab coat right now? Would you mind if I took it off for you? Sam: ******************************** If this was considered "pushing it" to the admin, then feel free to delete it. I just found it rather funny.
Now I need to go repent.
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