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Post by GeekyGirl on Sept 24, 2012 21:41:53 GMT -5
O.O I missed THIS while I was on vacation too? Dear goodness who is this guy? Is it weird that I'm quoting the movie to figure out what the problem is? >.> "The machine uses the principle of hydro-genetic mutation. Water molecules are bombarding with microwave radiation, which mutates their genetic recipe into any kind of food you want!" (Or something like that, might not be the EXACT quote, but I think it's close... haven't seen CWACOM in a while though...) Maybe he's just not importing the correct food codes? Or is the food... under-mutating? Is that even possible? Like the molecular structure of the food coming out of the French Guy's isn't dense enough or something? Or it needs more microwave radiation! The was over-mutating food cause it was making too much which caused it to give off more radiation! So if there's not enough radiation would the food not have a shape? Still doesn't explain the flavor though... ...and now I'm scaring myself... coming up with all these hypothesis-es for your story! I could just wait and find out! XD And quoting CWACOM like that... I think I've seen it too many times! ^^" Still you got the Cloudy-Science gears going in my head... can't wait for more, great work Jello!
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Post by Jell-o101 on Sept 29, 2012 3:57:00 GMT -5
OMG!
Ch. 5: TRANSPORT!
Helicopters roamed the skies. Members hid everywhere. The searchlights were making the sky look eerie. YES IT IS FREAKIN' NIGHT TIME! That means it should of been quiet. But French Guy...
"Dum,dum,dum-DUM,dum,dum,dum-DUM..." French Guy was humming Mission Impossable. And what slowed him down the most was the fact that he brought his FGDSMDFR (French Guy's Diotonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator).
"NO WONDER THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU!" Water said. "It's like as if you were actual Flint that made a portal to OUR world and now the government wants to know HOW was that possible and you disguised yoursefl as a French Guy!"
"How do you know if I am or am not?" French Guy asked creepily.
Water gasped. "YOU'RE RIGHT! FLINT!"
"QUIET!" CTM whispered. "I see train tracks!"
"LET'S USE MOVIES SCENES TO HELP US SURVIVE!" Remorse yelled.
"Yeah!" Flint said. "This is just like Madagascar 3! Let's ride away from here using the trains!"
"I don't know..." Ace said. "How about a Fiat!"
"Why a Fiat?" Breezy asked.
"Because we're in Italy..." Ace explained. "We can ride in style!"
"There are MANY reasons why we WON'T ride a Fiat!" LCL said.
"NAME 3!" Ace argued.
"One: We can't fit all of us. Two: HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET ONE!? And three: DOES IT MATTER!"
"WE'RE ALL RIDING THE TRAIN AND THAT IS THAT! PUNCTUATION MARK!" Gloria yelled.
Bubblez scoffed. "Someone's on their rag..."
Jell-O elbowed Bubblez really hard.
"Which train shall we take?" Vhills asked.
CTM checked each train carefully. The helicopters came close. CTM had no choice but to go to the train that had a lot of flowers."THAT ONE!"
FLint and Jell-O made a face.
"ENTER IT ANYWAYS!" Bubblez pushed them in.
"But AAAGH-CHOO! we can't AAAGH-CHOOO breathe that well AAAGH-CHOOO around flowers!" Flint wheezed.
"AAAGH-CHOOOO!" Poor Jell-O couldn't say a word.
"COVER YOUR NOSES!" OWF whispered.
Flint covered Jell-O's nose as she did the same to his nose.
"That's not what I meant..."
"ANYways..." Ral sighed. "I wonder where's this train going..."
"To a place with LOTSA flowers, I guess..." Fs5 said.
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Post by water42 on Sept 29, 2012 11:46:57 GMT -5
OMG!! XD Me being loud at the worst possible times never seems to fail! XP and I was thinking about the frenh guy really being Flint before I even got to the part where he said it but this story is just so full of surprises and I can't wait for more!!
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Post by GeekyGirl on Oct 1, 2012 0:42:18 GMT -5
lololing so much... it's so weird reading this after watching (most of) Hetalia! XD
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Post by Jell-o101 on Oct 14, 2012 13:06:06 GMT -5
TRIBUTE CHAPTER FOR LCL! ;D Ch. 6: HOW DID WE GET HERE?! CRAMPED.... Really CRAMPED...... Super small space CRAMPED..... THERE'S NO DAMN ROOM IN THIS TRAIN! No one could feel comfortable. Not even the fact that Flint and Jell-O were "close together" felt comfortable. "This sucks more than the time they put me in a small cage..." Ral mumbled. "AAAGH-CHOOO!" Flint sniffed. Jell-O covered his nose. "What's with all these flowers?" Gem asked. Vhills went nerd on everyone. "Well let's try to guess! We're in Europe in a train car with a whole lota flowers, this thing is going north.....what's north of Italy?" "I got it..." It was StevieB. "It's Switzerland...." "SWISS CHEESE!" Steve yelled. Water gave herself a face palm. "OOOOOOOOH!" Jell-O yelled. "THAT PLACE IS PRETTY IN THE HILLS! YOUR VOICE ECHOES AND THERE ARE A LOT OF SHEEP!" "Uh..." Flint said. "You never know if ALL of Switzerland is like that..." Jell-O pointed at his nose. "DON'T JUDGE ME!" She playfully said. "CAN WE HURRY UP!" Breezy yelled. I'M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIC!" "You can't speed up a train..." LCL said. "Unless....we take full control...CODY! I got a plan!" CTM came. "What is it?" " We're going to 'steal' this train! We have to make this train go faster.." "But won't the other people on board think we are Terrorists?" Evelana asked. "How can that be?" Klops asked. "Some of us are FROM the UK. This is Europe. Why would we want to terrorize our own state?" "That's just the problem." Gloria stated. "We are Thinkers. The People are Non-Thinkers. They don't think twice about anything!" "You're right..." LCL said. "But it's a risk I am willing to take to get us all safe. CTM may have made a forum. But I am like the Vice President. I am also responsible for this." "Let's go, then!" Ace said. "I am a secret agent undah covah! Call me...The Suspense Keeper!" Breezy gave herself a face palm. "THAT NAME'S TAKEN!" "OH! OH!" Jell-O raised her hand high up. She looked at Breezy. "OH! OH! QUESTION! QUESTION!" "Yes..." Breezy said. "Uh...Yendy..." "Has anyone seen MFL?" Everyone went wide eyed.
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Post by water42 on Oct 14, 2012 15:08:59 GMT -5
Oh the suspense!!!! Can;t wait for more C:
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Post by Jell-o101 on Oct 15, 2012 17:01:34 GMT -5
post please! This is getting better!
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Post by flintssister5 on Oct 17, 2012 11:30:36 GMT -5
Yay! Undercover spy time!! ;D Can't wait for the next part!!
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Post by Jell-o101 on Oct 27, 2012 2:26:43 GMT -5
NO COMMENT DESERVED IN THIS ONE!Ch. 7: HOW DARE YOU! MFL hid on top of the train cart. "HOLY SARDINES! They still know I exist?" She slid down the ladder. She went to the next cart. MFL looked back and thought for a moment. She moved forward and was suddenly face to face with Breezy. "Breezy...."MFL was shocked to see her old Forum Friend. Breezy crossed her arms and turned around. "YOU! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE HERE! YOU BETRAYED US!" MFL thought."Right...I betrayed YOU....I WAS BRAINWASHED! " "Well how is that even possible!?" Breezy yelled at MFL at the top of her lungs. "I DON'T KNOW! IT JUST HAPPENED!" MFL yelled back. "MAN! YOU JUST EXPLODED AT ME!" Breezy thought quick. "Explode?" "YES EXPLODE!" MFL yelled back. "Explode..." "YEAH! I KNOW!" "Explode..." "Yes...don't wear it out..." "NO! DUCK!" "Ducks don't explode..." "DUCK!" The FGDSMDFR shot out of the front of the train. French Guy was hanging on to it like Flint in the movie. He screamed like a maniac. "Cette chose est FOU!" He yelled. "AIDE me calmer MON FGDSMDFR!" "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?" Breezy yelled to Swarlok. "Swarlok answered,"He hooked it up to the Engine. Turns out this train isn't run by coal. It's run by solar energy!" "REALLY!" Flint was excited. "THAT'S AWESOME!" "THIS IS NOT THE PERFECT TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT YOUR IDEAS!" Jell-O yelled. The FGDSMDFR shot hight into the sky. French Guy let go and landed on the roof of the third cart. The machine shot all the way to the north. French Guy stood there, wondering what just happened.
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Post by water42 on Oct 28, 2012 2:55:03 GMT -5
oh my gosh how epic!~ XP
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 19:45:33 GMT -5
DUCKS DON'T EXPLODE!!!!! XD I lol'd so hard at that.
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Post by GeekyGirl on Oct 29, 2012 23:37:47 GMT -5
(O.o I think I had that pic as my avatar once...)
This just gets so much better everytime I read it! Keep it up Jello! Though... um... who is Swarlok?
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Post by Jell-o101 on Nov 2, 2012 18:38:55 GMT -5
more people should read the past chapters for good memories!
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Post by Jell-o101 on Nov 12, 2012 0:09:53 GMT -5
I've got this inspiration from The Polar Express and Hotel Transylvania. Don't expect us to get off this train any sooner! ^^
Ch. 8: WATCH OUT FOR THE SHEEP!
MFL sat at a far dark corner. Everyone just stared at he like owls craving one little mouse.
"It's rude to stare..." MFL mumbled.
"IT'S RUDE TO BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS!" Someone yelled out from the crowd.
MFL tried to say this calmly..." How many times do I have to tell I was..." But she ended it madly. "...F*CKIN' BRAINWASHED!"
"Watch your mouth there..." CTM said, carving a wooden replica of a double bacon cheese spider.
"Like I need to watch my mouth?!" MFL scoffed. "THEY'RE ACCUSING ME OF DOING SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!" She went over to Ral. "You are wise with situations!"
Ral raised an eyebrow. "That depends on the situation..."
"CAN YOU GET THESE CRAZY PEOPLE TO BEHAVE!"
"YOU'RE CALLING ME CRAZY?" Jell-O sniffed.
MFL flinched. "JELL-O?! Wow, you're not what I expected for you to look...BUT I DIDN'T MEAN YOU AS CRAZY! Only the people who don't like me for what I've done!"
Flint came up. "So you're calling ME crazy?"
"WHAT!? NO! I mean to say...the...people who hate me?"
"YOU'RE CALLING ME CRAZY TOO?" Miss Batty asked.
"You weren't a member when it happened..." Ace stated.
"I know...I felt left out if I didn't join the crowd..." Miss Batty said.
MFL gave herself a face palm and then rubbed it down her face as if she were annoyed. "You know what! I'm just gonna bail..." She looked outside. "...and watch out FOR THE SHEEP!!!!!"
"SHEEP?!" Everyone asked.
CTM and LCL went to the front of the train and saw that there were no breaks. CTM saw a broom and thought of one crazy idea. She grabbed the broom and whenever a sheep was visible, she whacked it off the tracks until-
"HERD OF SHEEP!" LCL yelled.
"MOVE OVER!" Water came and saw a random lever and pulled it! All of the carts locked their wheels. Everyone went flying forward. CTM fell off...on top of a ram. The ram saw her, shook her off him, and began to run. Some sheep ran off because they saw CTM.
"GOSH!" Jell-O came.
"Youch!" Flint said.
"ARE YOU OKAY!" Evalana came.
CTM laid on her back and took a breath. All she did was put her thumbs up.
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Post by Jell-o101 on Nov 12, 2012 16:35:33 GMT -5
I think this chapter is funny! post!
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