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Post by Jell-o101 on Aug 25, 2012 3:04:46 GMT -5
SO NEW THREAD IT IS! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Help me think of a name for this series beside "The Thinkers" or "The Government Story."Ch. 1: When life hands you lemons, make....spaghetti? PIZZA! LESANA! SPAGHETTI! PASTA! "CHEF BOYARDEE!" Jell-O was paralyzed by her new surroundings. "We have all that in America..." Argion said. "BUT FORIEGN FOODS IN THEIR ORIGINAL COUNTRIES ARE DILICIOUS...ER?" Jell-O squeezed her Oswald doll. Ral looked around. "Ok...so we're safe in Venice...for now..." Readers, if you're wondering how the heck these random people got to Venice, Italy, then you should of read the FIRST BOOK! I'll explain in a short way.... THE GOVERNMENT HATES NERDS! They hide now as fugatives in Italy without any suspicous character- "PIE!" Jell-O screamed. "ITALIAN PIE!" She ran over to a small post selling blueberry pies. "ONE BLUEBERRY PIE!" Jell-O yelled. "YENDY!" Flint yelled. "DON'T ATTRACT ATTENTION!" " Mi dispiace, ma non parlo Americano." Said the person on the post. "Heke?" Jell-O said in confusment. " Scommetto che sei un turista. Fammi controllare il mio libro "Come parlare inglese." "I understood 'libro' and 'turista'" Jell-O checked her pocket. " I only have American money. Dollars..." " DOLLARI AMERICANI?! Sei pazzo?!" Vhills made a face and pulled Jell-O away. "She wants... Pie Italiano..." She made a face and pointed at the pie. " UCK! Pazzo americani! SOLO DIRE CHE VUOI A torta di mirtillo!!!" The woman gave it to her. " Avere per LIBERO!" "MY PIE IS TOO SMALL!" Jell-O complained. "At least you got the pie!" Breezy yelled. Jell-O bit it and was awed in joy by the flavor. "Joseph...." She said to Flint. " Es tan delicioso!!! TRY IT!" Flint made a face."I'm NOT going to eat Italian-" Jell-O shoved a piece into his mouth. His eyes went wide and his mouth drooled when he tasted it. He ran to the post and yelled, "UNO PIE ITALIANO!" This totally deserved a facepalm.
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Post by Jell-o101 on Aug 25, 2012 3:53:36 GMT -5
NEW THREAD! PLEASE POST OR DIE!
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Post by vhills on Aug 25, 2012 13:26:18 GMT -5
i love making faces. ;] i also love this intro to your second book. it's hilarious! 8)
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Post by water42 on Aug 26, 2012 16:13:42 GMT -5
Yays! It continues! I love how it started also ^U^
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Post by fishy16 on Aug 29, 2012 8:32:12 GMT -5
Haha I like the pie part xD
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Post by Jell-o101 on Sept 2, 2012 12:06:28 GMT -5
WARNING: EACH STORY WILL GET FUNNIER ;DCh. 2: Oops.... Flint thought hard. Jell-O ate. Argion drooled. Flint kept thinking. CTM grew paranoid. Ral enjoyed the sights. Flint thought even hard. Gloria(Happy Feet admin) was suspicious. Flint went to Jell-O. " Hey, Yendy..." Jell-O looked up. " If you ask me 'What's up' you know the answer will always be 'the sky.'" "Aren't you a little suspicious about.where we are?" Flint asked her. "I mean, we're in Italy. Germany is where The Man said he was taking us. We're WAY past that." Jell-O thought quickly. "You know what, you're right!" "I'M NOT RIGHT!" Water yelled. " I'm left!" "AND I'M DOWN!" Steve yelled. "AND I'M UP!" Fishy said. Flint was ? "I've been thinking the same thing!" Gloria said to Flint. "Why would the Canadian Government take us to Italy when they said they were taking us to Germany?" "Relax!" Said a voice. "Zis will all make zense....eventually!" A woman came from behind a fountain. "You are Canadian fugatives!" "Who are you?" LCL asked. "My name is classified to all 999 of you." The woman had green eyes, blond hair, and spoke with a French accent. "I work for the government in the land in which you stand." Bubblez looked under her feet. "Land is dirt and grass......YOU DON'T OWN ITALY! THE GROUND HAS CEMENT!" Jell-O gave herself a facepalm. "You must all be reported imediately!-" "NOOOOO!" Remorse said. "NOT IN A CAGE!" She ran to the fountain and climbed it! She then jumped onto a roof! "COPY HER!" CTM yelled. Everyone scrambled everywhere climbing on rooftops! The Woman growled and called for help. Flint slid to another roof and ran beside Jell-O. "I've always wanted to come to Italy....BUT NOT LIKE THIS!" "I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN MADAGASCAR 3!" Jell-O yelled. Ral ran and tripped. Vhills quickly grabbed her hair to keep Ral from falling onto the glass roof. "THAT...HURTS..."Ral wheezed. "At least you didn't fall..." Vhill pulled her up. Bubblez was running until she crashed into Vhills. Then Flint crashed into Bubblez. Then Jell-O- Ral fell onto the glass roof, fell into the house, and landed on a tiny cactus planted there. "Oops..." Jell-O said. "That's gotta hurt..." Vhills said.
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Post by fishy16 on Sept 4, 2012 17:08:47 GMT -5
Oww D; that gotta hurt so badly
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Post by Remorse on Sept 5, 2012 17:37:05 GMT -5
OH MAH GOODNESS NINJA ME! OOOHH! DAS GOTTA BE PAINFUL! Yikes.....gahh.... I'm SOO glad that you're continuing this!
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Post by flintssister5 on Sept 5, 2012 18:39:36 GMT -5
;D Yay!! More story!
XD I though the land part was funny.
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Post by Jell-o101 on Sept 13, 2012 19:14:56 GMT -5
HAHA ;D ;D Ch. 3: FLIRT ALERT!!! Ral got up from the tiny cactus. A 16 year old boy with white hair was hiding there and yelled "STOP! ZIS IZ MY HIDEOUT!!!" "FRENCH GUY!" Jell-O asumed. "You are all ze American fugatives?" He asked. "Most are American. I'm from another part in Europe." Vhills said. Breezy, OWF, Bubblez, Remorse, Argion, and FS5 came. "Ooh!" Said the French Guy. "All ze American fugatives are pretty girls!" He saw Flint. "And one guy...." He got Breezy's hand and kissed it. He got Argion's hand and did the same thing ti all the other girls....including Jell-O. Flint went red with anger. "Why were you hiding?" Ral asked. "Ze German Government..." He answered. "ZEY KIDNAPPED ME FROM MY FAMILY!" "GERMAN?" Vhills asked. "The camp, Joseph....." Jell-O said. "At Poland...Germany..." She looked scared and pale. Flint hugged her to keep her confortable. "Oh...." said The French Guy. "You are taken..." "Not to be rude...." Flint said. "But please stay away from her..." The French Guy was saying to Fs5,"Call me..." He looked at Flint. "Huh?" Flint's face went red with anger. Jell-O kissed him on the cheek. Flint cooled down. "GREAT!" CTM came. "NEW PERSON NAMED....what's your name?" "Jest call me The French Guy!"
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Post by GeekyGirl on Sept 13, 2012 21:41:11 GMT -5
O.O You made the sequel? And I didn't see it before??? D: No seriously, it's great though! I'm so happy! (although I seem to have disappeared ghostie powers~ XD) ...(yes I was watching DP again ^^") Glad you said nothing about cake... it's a lie... but pie is good! lol Soooooooo... Is it wierd that I'm kinda fangirling cause I imagined The(Or would it be Zee?) French Guy to look like a Human version of Danny's ghost-half except older, French and... kinda weird (cause he's flirting with so many girls(course that might be normal for most guys I guess. Don't know a lot XD))? Lol... um... anyway... continue! ....Please? ^^
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Post by Jell-o101 on Sept 15, 2012 15:08:11 GMT -5
So....enjoying the nameless story?
Ch. 4: SOMETHING CARTOON IN REAL LIFE!!!
The French Guy wore an oversized labcoat. He guided CTM and everyone else into an old abondoned building. The only furniture was a table with some sort of white microwave with a colander on top. Everyone knew what it looked like.
"Call me crazy..." French Guy said. "But I discovered a way to ACTUALLY turn water into food-" GG grew excited like everyone else. "-I mean to say, it WORKS but...look!" He got a glass of water and poured it into the machine. The whole thing powered up.
Rainbow poked it- "OW! IT'S HOT!!!!!"
"I recomend you don't touch it while it's working." French Guy said.
"How was this possible to accomplish?" Flint asked.
"I recently discovered that it IZ possible to change water into food. But in order to do so, I needed a machine that uses a lot of power. After all, naturally, one atom or molecule takes a lot of energy to change. So.....yeah..."
"YOU JUST BROUGHT MY FAVORITE CWACOM CHARACTER TO LIFE!" Said fldsmdfr232.
"But I cannot get the right shape!" French Guy explained. The machine spat out yellow mush. "Not even ze right flavor! This is supposed to be a pineapple! BUT IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN AND LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF MASHED FRUIT!"
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Post by water42 on Sept 16, 2012 14:37:01 GMT -5
XD I love this french guy! He makes me laugh and I read while talking in his accent! XP ....with him flirting and everything he reminds me of Francis/France from Hetalia >.>
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Post by flintssister5 on Sept 16, 2012 15:49:29 GMT -5
Wow.....first time a guy flirts with me and it's in a story. ;D Great story!!
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Post by fishy16 on Sept 20, 2012 18:31:04 GMT -5
So awesome ^-^ it's almost like French guy is becoming Flints other half or something
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