Post by YoshiGuy on Jan 10, 2011 20:42:59 GMT -5
So today was like any other day, I had a out of control craving for toast. So I rushed to the kitchen and when I arrived I stared at the toaster for about five minutes, I was overwhemled by lazyness that caused me to colapse on the kitchen floor. As I lay on the floor in defeat for about ten minutes I gathered up enough strength to rise to my feet. I flung open the cabinet and grabbed the loaf of bread and pulled out two pieces and slammed them into the toaster. I anxiously pasted waiting for my toast to finish. The moment finally came and I yanked the toast right out and slammed them onto my plate causing the countertop to crack a little. I sat down and began to elgantly eat my toast. I stopped to realize that I didn't put any jelly on it. Out of rage I spranged to my feet and bolted down the hall causing a sonicboom in the hallway shattering the mirror and back door glass behind me. I threw the refrigerator door open with so much force it almost fell off it's hinges just to discover that I was out of jelly. My heart skipped a couple beats then I gained my bearings and darted out of the front door in my shorts in a tee shirt in the harsh conditions of a bilizard. As I was running down the street I started to get a chill and with one miss step I tripped over a icy sidewalk and hit my chin. I got up and touch my chin and saw blood but it didn't bother me my main mission was still in sight. I arrived at the nearest store and charged through the door almost knocking over a lady with groceries. I ran down aisle three, yanked the jelly off the shelf, ran to the clerk, threw the money in his face and darted out. I finally got back home and my toast was cold. I warmed it up spread the jelly on and looked over my toast in victory. As I took the first bite I knew I was victorious. To the average person this task would take about 3 minutes, it took me over 45 minutes but i'm not the average person ;)