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Post by philintphan on Apr 26, 2010 12:23:56 GMT -5
Sam: Ok, Flint, you're supposed to throw the rose at the monster on the ground and that's when you give that speech where you say that "What you are doing is so wrong and blah blah blah" and then you say, "Finish it off, Sailor Moon!" Flint: And that's when you spin around with that pretty wand in your hand and say something that's totally random and sparkling pieces of glitter come out and kill the monster. Is that right? Sam: Right! Flint: So why do I have to wear a tuxedo again? Sam: Cause you're Tuxedo Mask!Flint: Right! Brent: *sing* Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight She is the one named Sailor MoonEarl: Brent! Shut Up! You're not a girl! And get out of that skirt! That's just nasty! ***************** In case you're wondering, Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask look like this: This was already done on the What if thread, but how about Flint and Sam are on the couch shmoozing and the rest of the group walks in the middle of it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Pepper-Jack on May 9, 2010 17:45:41 GMT -5
Flint: *sits at computer, looks around sneakily* Hee-hee-hee... *puts in the Sims* Aw, hi, Sim-Flint and Sim-Sam! *clicks couch* Yep, just walk on over there... uh-huh, sit down... *clicks 'cuddle'* Heh-heh. That's right. How sweet. Oh? What's that, Sim-Sam? You want to make-out with Sim-Flint! Well, I'm sure he'd be fine with that. *watches* Awesome.
Sam: What are you doing?
Flint: AAAHHHHHH! *turns off monitor and spins around* When did you get in here?!
Sam: ...Just now. ...Were those people supposed to be us?
Flint: *shifty eyes* Um... yes?
Sam: *smiles* Can I play?
Flint: Oh, uh... yeah, sure. *reaches to turn on monitor*
Sam: *stops him and smiles again* That's not what I meant. *leans in; kisses; pulls back, smiles and leaves the room*
Flint: *dreamy sigh* ...It's much better in person.
------------ That was difficult to write... @__@;
Next: Everyone volunteers at a pet shelter!
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Post by mrsflintlockwood on May 9, 2010 19:19:39 GMT -5
Pet shelter?
Brent: WHAT THE BACON AM I HERE AGAIN? Sam: Becuase!!!! YOU ALMOST RAN OVER A PUPPY WITH A DIRTBIKE!!(that was in memory of my friend, who actually did this by mistake and was called "Puppy Slayer") You HAVE to do this to ammend what you did!! Flint: Who runs over a puppy with a dirtbike? Sam: Appearently BRENT does. Brent: Im SORRY he was limping across the road what was I SUPPOSED to do??!! Sam: STOP???!!! Brent: ...LETS JUST-- GET THIS OVER WITH. Old manager guy(Omg): Are you here to volunteer..? Flint: Uh, yea. Omg: And why--*sees Brent*, oh the puppy slayer. Thats why. Brent: THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH RUNNING OVER A PUPPY!! Flint: Brent, there are a LOT of things with running over a HURT puppy. Omg: Well, theres some puppies that need a bath over there. I wouldnt suggest he go over there though.. Brent: WHAT??? You know WHAT? I gonna go do it!!! *Brent walks over and all the puppies attack him* Brent: OMGGGG THEYRE EATING MY FACE!!! Flint: ...Maybe we should just leave... Sam: Im good with that.
OHHH K now they get trapped on an island and a tree EXPLODES!!
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Post by philintphan on May 9, 2010 20:58:40 GMT -5
Flint: Is there smoke coming from that tree? *beep beep beep beep beep beep* Everyone: WHAT THE.... TREE EXPLODES!!! *********** That was easy ;D Everyone has to listen to a lecture on Family Life. (You American students should know what I mean)
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Post by beccafly on May 12, 2010 18:33:42 GMT -5
(Had to try this again, last one somehow got deleted. I'm not sure exactly what philintphan meant by Family Life, but I'll give it a go)
Flint: Where are we?
Sam: Looks like we are on Dr. Phil!
Brent: Omigosh! Dr. Phil! He is, like, amazing! I watch his show every day!
*All stare curiously at him*
Brent: What? My mom got me hooked on it. She watches it every day! I now see why! *sniffles* It's all... so... true...
*Steve smacks him for no reason*
Dr. Phil: All right, people, settle down. Do you why you are here?
Flint: No.
Dr. Phil: Well, many people say that your group of heroes in your town haven't been getting along too well. Is that true.
Tim: What are you talking about? We're getting along just great!
Sam: Yeah, it's not like we argue in public or anything.
Steve: Yeah!
Dr. Phil: You're right. Actually, I just lied to you all.
Brent: W-wh-what!?!?
Dr. Phil: That's right, I just lied to you, chicken boy. *Brent whimpers* Now sit down and don't move.
Flint: What are you doing?
Dr. Phil: I'm keeping y'all prisoner until you make me another food machine. I want me some sandwiches falling from the sky. And just to make sure y'all can't leave...*holds up a pistol*
*The gang is shocked and scared until...*
Manny: Dr. Phil, may I ask you a question?
Dr. Phil: Eh, why not?
Manny: Want to meet a friend of mine? He wants to meet you very badly.
Dr. Phil: Okay, bring 'em out if he's here.
*Manny whips out a tazer and tazes Dr. Phil*
Dr. Phil: What the!?!? *passes out*
Sam: Whoa Manny, I didn't know you carried a tazer around with you!
Manny: I only use it in emergencies.
*beat*
Brent: Can we go home now?
Yeah, probably not my best, but there ya go.
Next: They get locked in a mall for a day!
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Post by vhills on May 13, 2010 7:22:33 GMT -5
i LOVED it! manny is the best ... <3 okay! my turn~. ;]
Flint: how long have we been here, already?
Sam: I don't know, a few hours ...?
Brent: OHMIGODLOOKITHOSESHOES!! --runs to shop-window--
Flint: ...where's Manny, anyway?
Sam: ... I don't know, he vanished at some point ...
Brent: OHMIGOSH AND THOSE TRAINING SUITS! --runs into yet another shop--
Flint: Brent! Yet another one, seriously?! --exasperated sigh--
Sam: Why did you volunteer to carry his bags anyway?
Flint: --who is barely visible under this huge pile of shopping bags and boxes he carries around-- I don't even know, maybe my brain was absent when i agreed! --struggles with bags--
Manny: You were occupied with getting Steve away from those fake banana-trees they have here when you did.
Flint and Sam: WHOA, when did you get here?
Brent: LOOK WHAT I GOT! It's purple! doesn't it go beautifully with my eyes?
Manny: I've digged an escape-tunnel.
Sam and Flint: YAY!
Brent: --gets a huge pile of shopping bags and boxes thrown at him-- GUH!!
...yeah, not on the creative side, today. x) and now, uhm ... They attend a press conference about the foodweather-incident!
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Post by beccafly on May 13, 2010 19:32:30 GMT -5
Lol that was great! Hmm...
*Flint, Sam, Brent, Manny, Tim and Steve are at a table and surrounded by a large group of reporters*
Reporter: What are you going to do with all of the extra food in Chewandswallow?
Flint: Actually, we changed the name back to Swallow Falls. Chewandswallow just wasn't catching on with many of the locals.
Sam: And we plan on shipping what food we can to needy countries around the world. But for now, we eat and live in some of the food.
Steve: Gummy bears! Gummy bears!
Other Reporter: Who is the Mayor now since you've arrested the original?
Tim: Flint came up with the idea of having all of the other, smarter officials of the town to evenly divide up responsibility.
Brent: And I'm the town mascot! CHICKEN RULES!
*Steve again smacks Brent for no reason*
New Reporter: Did you know what was going to happen when you shot up your... uh... machine into the atmosphere, Flint?
Flint: Actually, I thought it was going to explode on me. I had no idea it would start raining food! I expected it to be a complete failure!
Fat Reporter: Would you say that the machine changed your lives for the better or the worse?
Flint: We can all answer that. I love what happened because of it.
Sam: As do I. *kisses Flint on the cheek*
Reporters: Awwww!
Tim: I agree. It's made life so much better for everyone I know.
Brent: And I'm a freakin' chicken!
Manny: ... *considers tazering him, but decides against it*
*Steve smacks Brent again*
Steve: Gummy bears! Steve! Fat chicken!
The group faces a zombie epidemic! 8O
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Post by philintphan on May 17, 2010 8:22:51 GMT -5
Sam: (running) We need to head to the nearest exit or we'll be all contaminated! Flint: (running) Do what's happening? Sam: The people are becoming infected with some sort of virus that's turning them into man-eating zombies! Flint: I know that! But what's causing it?! They stop at a dead end with writing on the wall. Sam: THAT! (points to the wall) And the wall wrote: H1N1 ********************************************* Is it alright if I have 2 that way you can choose: The cast go bowling
OR
Flint's marriage proposal to Sam
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Post by Jillian51894 on Jun 5, 2010 22:12:20 GMT -5
AWWWWWWW!!! I love the 'schmoozing one!!! So cute!!! Hmm, the proposal one. Lemme give er a go. *Flint & Sam sitting at table eating spaghetti* Flint-*feeds Sam spaghetti on fork* Mm, this is good Sam-*smiles* Yah, it is. *kisses Flint* Flint-*Flint is nervous & redder than a tomato* Uhm, uh...say, Sam, I have a question... Sam-Yeah? Whats up? Flint-*Pulls out box that was hidden behind him on chair* W-w-will you, uh, marry me? *Flint gets anxious and very nervous, sweat beads are visible on his forehead* Sam-YES YES YES!! Of course!! Why wouldn't I? Flint-Because I'm...weird? Sam-No you arent!! *pushes table away(its a lighter table), and sits in Flint's lap, and Flint becomes suprised and confused, then kisses him* Flint-*when Sam is finished* *faints*
=) I'm so sorry, I know that sucked!!
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Post by Jillian51894 on Jun 6, 2010 0:05:14 GMT -5
Oops, almost forgot the situation! They all get stranded in a dark alleyway in the middle of the night(they were lost)
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Post by obsessedwithflint on Jun 6, 2010 9:04:11 GMT -5
( This probably will not be funny but I will try!)
Sam: Where are we?
Brent: I don't know but it is dark and creepy! *hears I noise* Flint! Hold me! *jumps into Flint's arms*
Flint: Brent! Get off me!
Tim: Guys, chill. We will get out soon. We just need to keep walking foward
Flint: Ok, Dad. *walks forward and runs into the wall* ouch!
Sam: Flint! Are you ok?
Flint: Yeah, Sam, it's just pain, again.
Sam: *Helps Flint up*
Steve: Scared!
Flint: It's ok Steve, we will get out of this dark alleway in no time
*10 hours later*
Brent: Sure, in "no time"
***************************
The cast goes to the grocery store
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Post by philintphan on Jun 6, 2010 10:39:06 GMT -5
Tim: No Flint. You cannot have Mountain Dew. You know what it does to you.
Flint: What?!
Tim: Nevermind.
Sam: What do you guys think about having steak and shrimp for dinner?
Flint: STEAK AND SHRIMP!!!! OHHH!!!! STEAK STEAK!!! EAT IT EAT IT!!!! SHRIMP SHRIMP!!!!! NEED IT NEED IT!!!! STEAK AND SHRIMP!!!! STEAK AND SHRIMP!!!! LIKE TO LIKE TO EAT IT EAT IT!!!! *does a little happy dance*
Tim: FLINT! Did you drink Mountain Dew again?
Flint: Y...es.
Tim: What did I tell you about drinking Mountain Dew?!
Flint: That it makes me go the bathroom?
Manny: *looks at everybody all weird* I'm going to the TVs.
*********************************** Cast is on Price is Right.
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Post by obsessedwithflint on Jun 7, 2010 12:02:54 GMT -5
(what is the price is right?)
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Post by Jillian51894 on Jun 7, 2010 12:58:53 GMT -5
Its a...really bad show. No offense to anyone who enjoys the show.
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Post by beccafly on Jun 7, 2010 20:52:08 GMT -5
I'd reply to this... but I know absolutely nothing about that show.
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