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Post by vhills on Mar 5, 2010 0:12:52 GMT -5
everyone is standing in front of a blank door. it's in the middle of the night and the power went off.
Brent: "Uhm ... YOUGOFIRST!" -shoves Flint in front of them all, who is armed with a very threatening spoon (...)-
Manny: "You can do this Flint!"
Tim: "Yes, I believe in you, my son!"
Flint: -desperately- "You're just saying that because you don't want to enter yourselves!!"
Brent / Tim / Manny: "NO. nooooo ... So would you just go in there already?!"
Flint: -does a facepalm, then clings onto his spoon, taking in a deep breath- "Okay ... I'll go in." -his hand wanders to the doorknob-
Sam: -sitting on a table in the background, munching on a pack of popcorn-"NO, don't do it, don't enter the room, oh my goooood!!"
Everyone: "WHAT??"
Sam: -chuckling- Just wanted to make this more exciting~."
-Flint reaches out, turns the doorknob and swings it open slowly-
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -jumps back-
Everyone: "GYAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Flint: ".... it's, it's ...."
Everyone: "What is it? What is it??"
Flint: "It's .... Steve?"
Steve: -munching on a pack of gummybears-
Sam: "Gahahaahahahaaaaahahahaa!!! Hilarious!!"
Everyone else: "Aheheheehh ... embarrassing ........"
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Next one up iiiiis: They get lost on their way to New York and end up in ... China.
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Post by flintssister5 on Mar 5, 2010 8:14:16 GMT -5
Flint: What the..........? Random person: Konichowa Manny:Konichowa Sam: You know Chiniez? Manny: Yep. She said hello. Breant:(to random person) Yo man. Random person: *runs away* All: BRENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next one............. they read Percy Jackson and The Olympions and start talking about it. ;D
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Post by vhills on Mar 5, 2010 8:44:36 GMT -5
heehee! "konichiwa" is japanese. if you want to say hello in chinese you've got to say "ni hao"~. ;D
can't do the next one, haven't read percy jackson and the olympions! but i've seen the movie ... but movie and book are always different, aren't they?^^
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Post by flintlover1995 on Mar 11, 2010 2:18:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300][/glow] FLINT MEET A LITTLE GIRL LITTLE GIRL : WOW LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GIRL : HEAR SOMEONE COMING HIDE FLINT : HELLO STEVE LITTLE GIRL : LAUGHING FLINT : WHO THERE COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE LITTLE GIRL : HELLO THERE FLINT : FLINT : YOU A LITTLE GIRL AWWW CUTE LITTLE GIRL : WHO ARE YOU FLINT : HI MY NAME IS FLINT LOCKWOOD AND THIS MY MONKEY NAMED STEVE LITTLE GIRL : I'M LOST WOULD YOU HELP ME PLEASE FLINT : OK LITTLE GIRL BUT DO'NT TOUCH EVERYTHING IN MY LAB
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Post by philintphan on Mar 11, 2010 15:03:33 GMT -5
I don't see a new situation so I'll go ahead and make one up.
The cast procrastinates on an assignment that's due the next day and they hadn't even started on it yet.
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Post by vhills on Mar 11, 2010 15:49:23 GMT -5
It is a lazy summery evening, as Flint sits inside of his lab, spread out comfortably in his bed and reading a science magazine .... --- FLINT YOU HAVE A CALL, FLINT YOU HAVE A CALL --- --- FLINT YOU HAVE A CALL, FLINT YOU HA-----"This is Flint Lockwood! Oh, hey Sam, 'sup? ... huh? Well, little Calvin's always saying it, so i thought ... okay. How are you? Sure, ask away. .... ... WHAT?!" -Flint jerks up-"I've totally forgotten this!! Of course! Yes, mhmmm ... wait, what? Do I really need to? Sam, he should know ... okay. Yeah, see you tomorrow. I love you!"Flint hangs up, throwing himself out of bed and to the computer while dialing another number ... "... Yeah, uh, hey Brent ... it's me. Flint. Flint LOCKWOOD? Gosh, Brent! Listen, Sam asked me to ask you if you have by any chance written that assignment for biology tomorrow?" -Flint hastily rips the phone off his ear to save himself from being deafened by the screech of Brent, then carfully placing it onto his ear again-"Uhm ... I guess this is a no? ... Hello? Brent? Uhm ... I'll be right here, for the chance that you'll wake from your shock ... yeah. uh, laters ..." Flint hangs up again, frowning, as he turned to his computer screen, beginning to jab down line over line for the forgotten assignment, due to the next day, containing 20 typed out pages about the history of x-chromosoms ... ---------- The next morning the three meet up in front of the College. Flint is twitching, all hyped up from tons of coffee and energy drinks ... Sam seems quite content. And Brent is his usual self. Sam: "Good morning, sunshines! How did it go last night?" Flint: -Holding up his assignment, including 48 pages + an USB-Stick with even more material- "I-I-It worked just-t-t f-f-fine!" Sam: -stares- "... Wow!" Brent: "Pfffff ..." Sam: "And what have you got?" Brent: "I've got ... this shiny thingy!" -Holding up his 20 pages, each single one graced with only one 'X'- Sam and Flint: -just staring- Brent: "What??" A random boy walks up to them, shouting: "Hey guys! I've just heard that our biology teacher came down with a cold and is staying home today!!"Flint: "..." Sam: "Flint? It's goint to be alright ..." Brent: "I don't think he hears you ... he's in some kind of coma." Flint: "............... !!" --------------------------------------------------------- sorry, that's all what i could come up with ... and the next situation iiiis ...-drumroll- ... The cast goes shopping!
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Post by philintphan on Mar 11, 2010 16:53:52 GMT -5
Oh my! That really made me laugh! XD ******************** Sam: Oh my gosh! Would you look at this! *runs up to one of the pet rocks* It's compacted of numerous volcanic minerals into one tiny rock! Isn't it just adorable! Brent: *drools* Flint: *high on mountain dew* OOoooooo!!!!!!! Look at these shoes!!!! Aren't they just so precious!!!! *holds up a pair of pink sparkling high heels* Tim: Flint! You can't where high heels! Flint: Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean I can't wear high heels! Tim: You already have shoes that don't even come off!!!!! Flint: *mountain dew high disappears* Oh. Earl: ******************* This may sound really immature but.... some one FARTS! XD
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Post by hellavet on Mar 16, 2010 15:37:11 GMT -5
I laughed so hard . . . oh jeez ok ****************************
Flint was in his father's sardine shop helping his dad put up new signs on the walls and price tags on items when Sam and Brent came inside.
Sam: Hi Flint, Tim
Flint: Hey guys, what're you doing here?
Brent: We just though it'd be good to come by, there's nothing to do!
Sam: We were wondering if you'd take us to the jelly dome?
Flint: Oh yea sure, why not?
Flint walks up to Sam and faces her with a smile. Sam, feeling flirty, reaches up her hand to Flint.
Flint: What are you doing?
Sam: Are you ticklish?
Before Flint could answer Sam threw her hands onto him and began to move her fingers quickly over Flint's body. Flint laughed so hard that tears began to show in his eyes. All of a sudden Flint turned tomato red and tried to hide his head between his shoulder when a sound escaped.
PFFFTT
Brent: UH OH!!
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Post by vhills on Mar 16, 2010 16:02:23 GMT -5
UH OH! oh my! this was ... outstandingly hilarious! i can so picture that ... heheh ...!
SO. since there's no new situation, let's make one up: They are caught in the middle of a gigantic traffic jam on a hot summer day~.
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Post by Pepper-Jack on Mar 17, 2010 2:30:43 GMT -5
I like this thread... --- Brent: This is taking forever! Can't you just make the car fly or something?! Flint: I already told you, I tried to make it an invisible flying car a few weeks ago and the flight capacitator got all -- tangled up. Sam: ...Why make it invisible? It can already fly. Brent: Yeah, I mean.. that's pretty cool. Flint: ... I was on a Harry Potter kick, okay? All: *roll eyes* Flint: Anyway, it's not my fault we're in a traffic jam. Steve: JAAAM Tim: *squished uncomfortably next to Brent* Oof -- maybe next time you decide to fix up this thing, put in a few extra seats. *muffled sound of agreement; Flint, Sam, Steve turn around* Sam: Brent? Was that you? Brent: Wuh? Oh, no, that was Joe. I guess you really do need to add some room. Joe Towne: I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR DAYS! --- Flint's and Sam's first argument!
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Post by philintphan on Mar 17, 2010 15:38:08 GMT -5
Flint: But I said I wanted to see Star Trek!
Sam: We've done seen that so many times! Why can't we watch the Time Travelers Wife? That has science in it?
Flint: But that's lame!
Sam: No it's not! He travels through time and yet he still loves the girl!
Flint: What kind of a relationship can last if the guy is floating through time? It sounds too complicated!
Sam: But that makes it interesting!
Flint: INTERESTING??!!! IT's a CHICK FLICK!!!
**************************** The cast go camping ;D
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Post by Amethyst on Mar 20, 2010 22:51:34 GMT -5
Flint: -trying to set up tent- "urrrm......so, does the pole with the joint go in this socket, or does the straight pole go there?" Sam: -also trying to set up a tent-"not sure. But where did you get a straight pole? Mine all have joints." Flint: "Oh wait, this isn't straight. It's broken. Crap"-facepalm- Manny: "Need any help?" Flint and Sam: "YES!!!!" -Manny helps setting up their tents with no problem whatsoever- Flint: "Whew! Glad that's done. Waitaminute, where's Steve?" Steve: -Waving tent pole around wildly-"CAMPIIIIIIING!!" Tim: -Walks right in front of steve with a fishing pole in his hand and without warning gets whacked in the face-"Mmfffffooooooowwww!!!!" Flint: "Steve! No! Put that down!" -Flint goes to retrieve pole but also gets whacked in the face and cries out in pain- Sam: "Flint? You okay?" -Walks over to him and helps him up, then turns to face Steve- "Steve, BAD MONKEY. Gimme that pole before you hurt someone el--ooooooowwwwwwww!!! Frick!!!" -Also gets whacked in the face- Steve: "Pole! Pole! Steve! Pole! Miiiine! Pole!" -Continues swinging pole around- -Flint gets back up only to be smacked again, this time in the shins-"fffffffouch!!!!!!!" Manny: -Watching scene from afar while sipping coffee casually-"I knew camping wasn't a good idea..."
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Post by vhills on Mar 22, 2010 15:55:25 GMT -5
manny is awesome~. xD oh my, aggressive steve is aggressive! may i make up a new situation? bowling time!
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Post by Pepper-Jack on Mar 22, 2010 23:04:01 GMT -5
Flint: Bowling? Huh. Actually, I've never done that before. Sam: *laughing* What is with you? Oh well, it's pretty simple. Basically you try to knock some pins over with a ball. Flint: Oookay. Guess it doesn't hurt to try. Sam: That's the spirit! Just... don't get too crazy. These weigh a lot more than ice cream snowballs. Manny: If you need any help, just let me know. I am a professional bowler. Flint: I'm not surprised. Let's get cracking! Sam: Wait! You need your bowling shoes. Flint: ... Sam: Oh. Right. --- Sam: Go team! Woo, Manny, great job out there! Manny: *quick high five* Sam: All righty, Flint, you're up! Flint: Eeghh... er... HORK *picks up bowling ball* Whoof! *scuttles to line, looks back to Sam* So I just try to knock down the pins? Sam: Yeah, just rollll the ball. Nice and easy. *sideways glance to Manny* You wanna help him out? Flint: No need! I'M COOL! I got this! Geergh... *sets ball down and pushes it* Yeahhh! WOO! This game is great! Ball: ...roo....ooo....llll.....ll....*sputter, cough* Flint: Woooo! Ball: *taps a pin and stops* Flint: *turns back to Sam and Manny* Sam: *facepalm* Manny, could you reset the pins please? Manny: *does so* Sam: Great job, Flint... *high-five* Flint: ;D AWESOME! Sam: You think for a guy so into science he'd understand basic physics. --- The cast has dinner together!
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Post by philintphan on Mar 27, 2010 19:30:35 GMT -5
*Everybody takes a bite out of the burnt chicken*
Tim: Who cooked?
Sam: I did! It was in the oven for 3 hours.
Flint: Who wants take out?
********************** Sorry if it sucks, but that's all I have.
Flint invents something that involves music
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